Rooney's Sucker Punch; Take That Tevez

ROOOOOOOOOOOOONEYYYYYYYYYY!!!

'Nuff said.

Oh, Tevez who?

Haha, told ya Manchester United would win in Old Trafford. Rooney was the hero. Scholes scored in the first goal, Carrick made the second goal and Rooney wrapped it up.

Nani played like he should be playing. Now the right flank is to be shared between Nani and Valencia.

Oh, Tevez scored one goal but like it matters.

Now, Carling Cup final is ahead.

Boohoo! Manchester City.

Boohoo! Tevez. Blablabla.

United will face Arsenal this weekend in Emirates. Shivers. *fingers cross*

I gotta a feeling that United will win. Let's hope i'm right. Let it be i'm right.

A friend text me with this short message;

"Main bola pakai otak. Main bola bukan ragbi. Stupid Manchester City. Tevez muka calar-calar, Bellamy lepas tak kena kad langsung. Macam celaka main."

- Djuani Kamal, fellow Devils.

Hahahaha!

Bla Bla Bla, Arsenal??

Arsenal currently topped the league table. Feel happy Gunners?? Yeah?? ( Well you gotta be a dumbass if you think you can stay there. Chelsea have one game in hand.)

What makes you think Manchester United are just gonna sit still and do nothing? We'll fight. Bring it on Gunners.

Arsenal mad their comeback against Bolton in the Emirates. They were 2 goals down, and fought back to win the game 4-2. Rosicky started the wave, then came Fabregas, Arshavin and Vermalaen. Nicely done, but still a long way to go.

When the Champions League start, then it'll be hell for Arsenal's kids. Booyah!

Spurs lost to Liverpool. Shocking! A shocking defeat.

Even the Liverpool's wanks can't believe it. It was like, " Omg! We won? ", said most of their fans, mostly chose to sleep rather than watch the game. Trust me, they did. Suckers.

Most of my friend who supports Liverpool didn't watch the game. Why?

'Cause they don't think they can win without Torres and Gerrard.

"Hell yeah! Torres who?", well yes, Kuyt said that.

They did anyway, with Kuyt. The underrated star scored two goals.

Too bad for Spurs, still no luck. Just like the game against Hull City last weekend.

Now I have to say it to Harry, even my pet rabbits could have scored against Liverpool. Bad bad luck huh? Yeap.

Well, Man.United rules anyway.


p/s: A study shows that Manchester United fans always supported their club, and loving it without hating other clubs. Meanwhile, other clubs hate Man. United so much and wanted United to crumble each and every game; they don't focus on their clubs. That's one fact that Manchester United is more successful than other clubs in England because they spend more time focusing in loving and winning games rather than directing their focus on hating other clubs.

Tevez The Devastator

Here's the finger for you Tevez. Learn how not to complain.

Oh yes like i care if Tevez became United's devastator. Ungrateful son of a bitch.

It was a great match nonetheless. Flowing football. Lady luck wasn't on the Devils side. Boohoo!

Yeah right.

The second leg will be played in Old Trafford.

Revenge baby. Revenge.

Manchester United Transfer Talks Worries Me.

Damn. Even Rooney could be out?

Sir Alex Ferguson is planning a massive summer clear-out, according to reports. Dimitar Berbatov, Nani, Anderson and Nemanja Vidic could all be sold. Ben Foster could be sold for £4m, according to reports, while Frederico Macheda could go to Real Zaragoza or Bologna on loan.

Even Wayne Rooney may not be safe, it has been reported, with Manchester United prepared to cash in on the striker to ease their mounting debts. Real Madrid and Barcelona could prepare £70m bids.

Nani could leave the club as part of an exchange deal for Benfica winger Angel di Maria. The 21-year-old Argentinian is regarded as one of the most promising young talents in Europe, but Chelsea and Inter Milan are also reported to be interested.

United are considering an £18m move for Porto defender Rolando, who has impressed with his performances in the Champions League.

The club could also go toe-to-toe with City for the signing of Napoli midfielder Marek Hamsik. The Slovakian international is rated at £25m and Sir Alex Ferguson sees him as a long-term replacement for Paul Scholes.

Swedish teenager Rasmus Lindgran will join the club's youth academy next month on trial.

Serbian defender Uros Cosic - regarded by some as potentially the new Nemanja Vidic - and Cardiff teenager Adam Matthews are on Sir Alex's shopping list, while he could also swoop for 18-year-old Rangers defender Danny Wilson.

Sir Alex Ferguson is looking for goalkeeping cover for Edwin van der Sar. Manuel Neuer of Schalke is the latest name to be linked with the club.

United are interested in Fiorentina goalkeeper Sebastian Frey as a potential replacement for Edwin van der Sar, the player's agent has claimed. French international goalkeeper Hugo Lloris is another option, while a shock move for Portsmouth's David James has also been rumoured.

The club have reportedly been told they will have to find around £40m if they want to sign Marseille winger Hatem Ben Arfa.

Ferguson could also try and hijack rivals Manchester City's move for Juventus defender Giorgio Chiellini, and are believed to be considering a £20m move for Porto striker Hulk.

Direct Source:

– The morning's headlines, rumour and gossip: telegraph.co.uk/paperview

New Wonderkid In Town

The same routine everyday; woke up and check the latest soccer news. What gets me now is this new fella, Sergio Canales. Ice cool and he's 18. Unbelievable. Is not that often that a wonder kid like him could be born in a team like Racing Santander. I never really watch the La-Liga if Racing Santander are playing; I only watch Sevilla, Madrid and Barca it is, but this new kid made me watch. Wow, he's cool.

Canales could easily be compared to Van Persie. A shadow striker. That means, he can command the middle and suddenly make a run forward and score a goal. This position meant only one thing, talent. Either you can or you can't. Let me list you the shadow strikers; Rooney, Van Persie, Messi, Aguero, Ibrahimovic, Henry, and the legends, Pele and Maradona. Yup, talents.

Now I understand why the big clubs want him; Madrid, Barca, Chelsea, Juve, United, Chelsea, Arsenal. He's the new wonder kid.

But i prefer him staying there for a while. Hey, give your club something. Finish at a decent spot. Try making it to the Europa league. And please, don't go to other clubs than Manchester United if you choose to leave. Haha!

Ice-cool finish from Canales.

Fabulous Fab

My oh my, what would Arsenal do without Fabregas.

Fabulous Fab; that sounds gay. But other than that, he is great. The game against Bolton Wanderers marked his greatness. He scored a goal and inspired Arsenal to a win. They won 2-0. With Fran Merida added another one in the last minute.

Arsenal was in par with United, they got their butt saved by Bolton lack of luck. Matt Taylor should have scored 3 goal but he blasted it away to the crowd so many times. Too bad for Owen Coyle first game with Bolton, a lucky finish for Wenger.

Now, Owen Coyle got an immediate repeat to redeem his lost. Like heck, he will be unlikely to win the repeat this midweek.

Next week, Aston Villa against Arsenal. Now that's a game to watch. Villains want revenge.

Chelsea Hits 7th Heaven.

Coffee didn't not taste as good. My Man.United's mug didn't make me feel any better. Chelsea looked scary as hell. What bugs me is that Chelsea is now a team; a team to be feared.

I thought they would have problems without Drogba, Kalou, Mikel and Essien; but heck they strolled with 7 goals. Anelka and Lampard with 2 each, Ballack, Ashley Cole and Malouda scored one each. Damn they were good. Sunderland can only manage 2 goals from Zenden and their main man; Darren Bent.

Come to think of it, United struggled to get a draw from Sunderland last year, they've beaten Liverpool and yet, Chelsea badly trounced them. They are cruising on top of the league. Do they need more players? Nay. They are good enough. Let's hope they don't buy anymore.

Liverpool drew their game with Stoke City. 'Nuff said. Funny enough. Blablabla.

Benitez said that they need to win against Stoke to turn things around. But they didn't. So i guess it stays the same huh? Bahahahahaha! Leave Torres. Go to Madrid. You know you are better than to be a KoP.

Manchester United struggled a bit to get a goal, but one they got it, they get more. The game against Burnley was not as easy. They got their goals in the second half of the game. Valencia is now United's main engine. He is needed. Badly needed by United to move the ball around, to cross the ball, to counter; is it a good thing? Heck no! That's bad for a team! Like if he got injured? What would happen? Sheesh~

Nani was in but he was poor. The defence was bad. The only thing that saved United's ass was Burnley lack of good luck. They couldn't finish well. That was a great thing. Anderson came in for Carrick and he did wonderful. First goal came in from Berbatov. Second from Rooney and the third one came from Mame Biram Diouf, following from Valencia's great pass. Damn boy! Great reaction.

Let's hope Manchester United can win this season's league title.

Manchester City crashed out at Goodison park. Everton beat them with 2 goals. Everton is now on form. The new boy Landon Donovan did great on the right flank. And Pienaar is getting better and better. Saha? Yup, he scored one great penalty and Pienaar scored a great free kick. Boohoo~for Manchester City. Santa Cruz got injured and got replaced by Robinho; only to be subbed again by Benjani Mwaruwari. Is it just me or Robinho just got fatter? Yup, he is fatter. And a lot slower. Bwahahaha! You're a joke!

Tevez my butt.

Too bad for Spurs and Villa. They drew their game with the bottom five teams. Hull City and West Ham United. Bad luck.

Pompey and Birmingham have to postpone their game due to a field problem. Too bad.

Oh, extra fixture for Man.United, Liverpool and Arsenal.

Too bad for Liverpool, they are going against Tottenham Hotspurs. Burn baby burnnnn!!!

Severe Weather, Two Draws and Marvelous Tevez.

Last weekend was a bit boring, with no game on Sunday. Disappointing matches on Saturday.

Too many games got postponed due to severe weather conditions. Only 3 games were played.

It started with Arsenal against Everton. Same thing happened, Arsenal was aimless without Fabregas. Scoring was rather impossible without Van Persie. First goal came Leon Osman, assisted by Landon Donovan; yeah, who would have thought that he could be that marvelous. Arsenal's equalizer came from Denilson in which his shot got deflected of Everton's player an got Howard flailing at a wrong direction.

Arsenal tried to look for a win but a quick counter attack gave Pienaar a goal with a wonderful chipped-shot ball over Almunia; made him look like a complete idiot and dance his way to a celebration. It looked like a win for Everton, got their revenge for 6-0 lost earlier of the season. But along came the gorgeous Rosicky, scored the last minute equalizer, again a deflected shot. Duh. It was 2-2.

Then, Birmingham against United was too..hmm..how should i say this, unlucky? nope. I think it was too predictable. Wrong player chose and ended up with a 1-1 draw. Why was it unlucky and predictable?

Well, because Rooney as a lone striker didn't help at all. 4-5-1 formation obviously was a flop. Ferguson should have brought in Diouf earlier and use Obertan at the left flank. Leave Scholes out. He's old. Too old for his position. Cameron Jerome scored from Birmingham City's only strike. Whereas Man United's thousand missiles failed to score a goal. Their equalizer came from City's Scoot Dann; a deflected cross from Evra of Dann and goal. Sheesh~ better be great Devils. Better be great this weekend.

Manchester City against Blackburn Rovers was too easy. A hatrick from Tevez and a great goal from Micah Richards. Regret that Tevez now Fergie? Well, you should.

Bad News for Rafa.

'Nuff said.

They lost to Reading also known as Kelab Membaca if it is directly translated. Liverpool lost to 'em, which is Kelab Membaca is full of nerds. Yeah, bad joke. But hey, too bad. No cup at all. Adding salt to the wounds, Gerrard will be out for two weeks. Squeeze some lemon juice to the salted wounds, Torres is out for 6 weeks. Whoa nelly! Good luck scousers.

Next up for you wanks is Stoke City and you nightmare, Tottenham Hotspurs. Beware. And we won't forget to laugh at your dreams. Hardy har har har!

Random Updates.

Beckham in already in AC Milan. He was part of the winning team against Genoa. AC Milan won 5-2. Capello was delighted. Break your leg Beckham. Seriously, I meant that. Vieira is set to join Manchester City. I don't know what position he will play but I think Gareth Barry got it covered already. To add one more player that plays the same position? Well, with money, they can do everything.

I hope Ferguson could bring in great players. Or several of good players. Sell Nani. Get de Maria. Get Silva. Get Villa. Oh, Mame Biram Diouf is coming. Who the heck is he? I dunno. Will find out about him later. Fergie will probably use him against City in the Carling Cup semi. Again, what the heck? A gamble? Damn Fergie.

Oh, Bologna wants to take Kiko Macheda back to Italy on loan. Well, up to you Fergie. You gotta let him have the experience. Or else. Sheesh~this is getting too annoying old man!

Arsenal is looking to sign Lacina Traore from CFR Cluj. He is fro Ivory Coast and he is 19, with a height of 6'6". That's a freakin' giant. Nice.

Lucina Traore; a freakin' giant.

Barcelona lost their first game in Copa del Rey. Well, what do you know..it was Sevilla who has beaten Barca, 2-1. Boohoo!

Liverpool is looking to sign Maxi Rodriguez from Atletico Madrid. But only if Benites manage to sell out few players. Babel, Voronin, Degen and Dossena is most likely to be out. Pfftt! Boring.

Go somewhere else Maxi Rodriguez, Anfield is a boring field.

Okay, that's my random updates for now. Let's hope for a great Manchester United win. Other teams? Buzz off.

Boxing Day

Ok, now let's recap the big four's results. Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool and Manchester United. And the new contenders, Tottenham Hotspurs, Aston Villa and Manchester City.

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Arsenal didn't waste any time to chase the top spot. They have collected most points up through the holidays even though they had to play 3 matches in a row. I friggin' like this kinda team. Reminds me of Manchester United last season. 3-0 win against Aston Villa; in which Fabregas came in for only 27 minutes and scored 2 goals, Diaby scored another one. Aston Villa got pounced, badly.

That same week Chelsea drew their game with Birmingham.

Spurs drew their game with Fulham.

Liverpool won 2-0 against Wolves.

Manchester United won against Hull City; Rooney was the main man for that match.

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Spurs welcomed back Modric, he scored a great goal and Defoe made it 2-0 against West Ham United.

Chelsea won 2-1 against Fulham; opening goal from Zoltan Gera equalized with a last minute goal from Drogba and an own goal from Brede Hangeland. Too bad. I thought Fulham could have won. Boohoo!

Manchester City looked great with Mancini. No more defensive problems. Petrov played every game so far. He reminded me of Robben. Damn left legged guy. You are great. Tevez has been deadly. 3-0 win against Wolves.

Liverpool managed a win against the Villain in an away game. Damn you Torres. A 1-0 win. Unlucky Villains. That match caused me lotsa points in the fantasy league dammit.

The Gunners grabbed an away against Portsmouth. Aaron Ramsey was the star of the game. The kids got a goal each, Ramsey and Nasri. Eduardo and Song scored a headed one each. A consolation goal from Nader Belhadj of Portsmouth. The Gunners won 4-1.

Again, Manchester United ran riot on Wigan in Old Traffoed with a 5-0 win. Rooney, Berbatov, Carrick, Rafael and Valencia scored one each. Valencia was the main man. Rafael played a wonderful game. Rooney was simply amazing. That time it looked like Manchester United. Never a disappointment.

There should be a match between Arsenal and Bolton but it got postponed due to a severe weather condition. Blergh. That was boxing day. Severe weather and footie festive. Voila!

This is the latest table.

Updated 21:40 05thJanuary 2010 | Home | Away | POS NAME P W D L F A W D L F A GD PTS 1 Chelsea 20 9 1 0 27 6 5 2 3 18 10 +29 45 2 Man Utd 20 8 1 1 24 8 6 0 4 21 10 +27 43 3 Arsenal 19 8 0 1 28 7 5 2 3 23 14 +30 41 4 Tottenham 20 7 0 3 26 8 4 4 2 16 14 +20 37 5 Manchester City 19 6 3 0 22 13 3 5 2 16 14 +11 35 6 Aston Villa 20 6 2 2 17 7 4 3 3 12 11 +11 35 7 Liverpool 20 6 2 2 26 11 4 1 5 11 14 +12 33 8 Birmingham 20 5 3 2 8 5 4 2 4 12 13 +2 32 9 Fulham 20 6 2 2 15 6 1 4 5 11 16 +4 27 10 Stoke City 20 5 2 3 14 12 1 4 5 4 13 -7 24 11 Sunderland 20 5 3 2 18 13 1 2 7 10 18 -3 23 12 Everton 19 3 5 2 14 15 2 2 5 12 17 -6 22 13 Blackburn 20 4 4 2 13 11 1 2 7 7 24 -15 21 14 Burnley 20 5 4 1 14 9 0 1 9 8 31 -18 20 15 Wolves 20 3 2 5 9 15 2 2 6 8 21 -19 19 16 Wigan Athletic 19 3 3 3 10 13 2 1 7 11 31 -23 19 17 West Ham Utd 20 3 3 4 18 20 1 3 6 10 17 -9 18 18 Bolton 18 2 4 4 16 21 2 2 4 10 15 -10 18 19 Hull City 20 4 3 3 13 16 0 3 7 7 26 -22 18 20 Portsmouth 20 3 0 7 13 16 1 2 7 5 16 -14 14