'Little Pea' To The Rescue!

In Mexico, we call this Salsa.

Well, I don't fancy the name Chicharito.

'Little Pea'.

Not scary at all.

The only Mexican that I would be scared of is 'El Mariachi'. The assassin.

So, due to his awesome header and his 'killer' instinct.

I present you,

Chicharito, El Mariachi.

See, a lot more jalapeños.

Hot!Hot!

Rooney's U-Turn

And now we're friends again, well fuck.

Rooney made a U-turn, said sorry and signed the new contract.

I suspect that this is a made up drama just to clearly blame the owner of the debts and lack of transfer kitty.

Verdict, Ferguson is given 100m of war chest to buy any player that he want.

Awesome. Awesome.

I Want Gareth Bale!

I was like 'Wtf?' when I watched Inter Milan against Spurs. First-half, 4-0. Eto'o netted a brace and Zanetti and Stankovic scored one each. Gomes got sent off, Spurs had to sacrifice Modric to bring in Cudicini. All I could think of was, Spurs is done for.

But I was wrong.

Gareth Bale to the rescue!!

Bale scored a hatrick against Inter Milan.

They lost 4-3 anyway but heck, Bale alone can do all the damage.

Imagine him in United.

Sheit! Give Rooney to Spurs and get Bale and Modric!!

Oh, dashing.

Van Der Sar = Too Old

Oh fuck.

In football, you're like 80 years old dude.

That act alone gave away Manchester United their lead. Now they stand at third place after Arsenal beat Birmingham 2-1, with Nasri and Chamakh scored a piece each.

And if Manchester City beat Blackpool later tonight, Manchester United will drop to fourth place.

Not good at all.

Oh fuck again.

Pray for The Destruction of The Blues People! Pray!

Oh one happy Drog.

Oh one unhappy Wenger.

We all know what went wrong.

Wenger's arrogance.

He should have known and noticed how Manchester City played, but still, he wanted to play 'wide'. Florent Malouda mentioned Wenger's tactic saying that Arsenal will give Chelsea more space. How stupid can you be?

Chelsea exploited the space with huge dudes on the field, and you still wanna play wide?

Vincent Kompany stuck on The Drog like glue in the previous week, and he couldn't do nothing. Manchester City ended up winning the game. Arsenal let Drogba and Malouda to roam around the field, one relevant outcome; YOU LOSE.

Plus, the way y'all handled the free kick was stupid. Y'all let Malouda to fill in the gap? Baddddd decision.

It went like, BOOMM!!!

Arshavin was a flop.

Wilshere was too small.

Fabregas was not around to save y'all.

BWAHAHAHA!

Now City is second of the league table, Manchester United fell third.

Fuck.

Why Don't Y'all Support Blackpool?

Oh shit.

Liverpool managed to hits a new low; they lost against Blackpool in Anfield.

Relevant reaction:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!

Well, Manchester United drew the game against Sunderland!!!

At least we didn't lose and drop a point at home stupido.

Again, the relevant reaction:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!

That's the only thing you'll be kissing.

Anfield where? Liverpool who? Kudos to Liverpool. Eh, i mean Blackpool.