Real Out, United Sails.

It wasn't a surprise when Arsenal shot down Porto(who??); 2-times(only?? And it was way back then.) with a 5-goals difference. Well, one thing i'm familiar with, it was never a good thing to win a home game with a slight difference. It's the away game that counts.

But when Manchester United writes off AC Milan; a 7-times Champions League winner, with 7-2 on aggregate, that game cancel out Arsenal's win. Can I get a hell yeah?

Manchester United made the away goals count. They've won 3-2 in San Siro. Rooney scored 2 goals there and at home, back from injury, he scored another 2 goals. Well, i think the away win was enough to secure a place in the quarter-final, but with a 4-0 win in Old Trafford?? Can i get a hell yeah?

Old Trafford greeted Beckham with 'Welcome Back' banners around the stadium. He is one United's living legend. Great reception for Becks, who looks almost tearful at the emotional reception as he comes on after 63 mins. But hey, tough luck dude. It will stay in your memory that your former club trounced your current club. Humiliation. Can i get a hell yeah?

United started their goal riot with Wayne Rooney who headed in Gary Neville's cross on the 13th minutes. A firmly headed in goal with a direction. Sublime.

Rooney!!!

One man that caught my eyes were Park Ji-Sung. One thing about him that I love is he looked kinda out of place. Looks can fool you, he is the man that gets his job done very well indeed. It was a match between Park and Pirlo, and Park topped Pirlo's presence on the field.

With Pirlo got his hands tied by Park, Milan looked awfully quiet. The ball didn't unsettle Vidic and Ferdinand at back, and Van Der Sar wasn't too busy saving any shots. Honestly, Milan failed to pierce through United's back line.

Another 3 goals came in the second-half. Just right after half-time, Rooney nicked in another goal following a great low cross from Nani, another goal added to his 30 goals tally this season.

Rooney again!!!

Scholes made a great pass to Park and he scored in the 58th minutes. Lemme tell you one thing, if Park Ji-Sung can score against your team, you know your team sucks. Bad time. I'm not poking fun at him, but c'mon! You can't mark Park Ji-Sung, that means you are not taking him seriously. But hey, can I get hell yeah??

Hell yeah!!! Perfect song sung by Sung.

Rooney has to be rested. A white Pele indeed, a standing ovation received. What a great display by him. And things could only get worst for Milan as Fletcher headed in a great cross from Rafael to make it 4-0 on the scoreboard. The game was early ended for Milan and the 4th goals just like adding salt to wounds, and for United it was like adding chocolate marshmallows to a favorite cocoa, finished with whipped cream on top of it. Yeah, it does taste like that. Victory is sweet.

And the referee blew the whistle 2 minutes early just to prevent further humiliation. Can i get a hell yeah??

I thought I could see Real Madrid in the finals, which will be a great draw in the quarter-final if they're up against any other team, but they came short again. Last time against Liverpool, now Lyon screwed them up. Miralem Planjic scored to cancel out Ronaldo's 6th minutes goal. They lost on aggregate 2-1. Nicked as 'The Galactics', they should have done better. With Kaka and Ronaldo on the field, expectations were high. They should have scored a lot of goals on their home turf. Remember what I said earlier? It's the away goals that counts. Too bad they didn't win in Lyon and that cost them a lot. Real Madrid now only have Spanish La Liga to think about, and they have to win it.

Happy for a moment.

Sour in the end.

Last summer shopping spree for Ronaldo = 80 million euros

Purchase of Kaka = 50 million euros

Buying Benzema from Olypique Lyon = 40 million euros

Lured Xabi Alonso and Alvaro Arbeloa from Liverpool = 40 million euros

Other fees = 40 million euros

TOTAL of MASSIVE SUMMER SPENDING = 250 million euros

Getting kicked out of the Champions League by the team you paid money to?

PRICELESS

Yo Ronaldo! Regret much?? Hehe.

Sweet Victory

Ahh..sweet sweet victory. They boys of Man. United kicked Aston Villa's butt finally. Martin O'Neill was bitter with losing to them and say Vidic should have been red carded. Boohoo.

First trophy of the season. It is a sweet victory.

Nice goin' lads. Rooney, deadly as ever. Hu-ha!

What Went Wrong?

What went wrong huh?

Lightning fail to strike twice.

Everton first victory over United in 32 games. Oh, lightning do strike twice, it just fail to strike again last night. Sheesh~

Saturday was the day Manchester United's fan left early; wherever they are. Goodison Park, sports bar, Khulafa', Hakim, Nasmir, DiKayu, and and they didn't only left their favorite cafe's and hangouts, but they seem awfully quiet. Including me. We don't need to blame, point finger, or get angry. We accept it without saying anything. Life's a bitch, and we just need to live with it.

A sucker punch by Everton to United's gut. Hell yeah it hurts.

3-1 loss. United's side were second's best.

Berbatov price tag came to a debate. $30 millions, but yet, no impact. Yeah he scored the first goal, but his relaxed style of play were killing me. C'mon wank! Put some energy into it! You need to do more!

His elegance is the same with Cantona but not the effort and goals. Way way to different in that area. Please, reinvent yourself like Nani. Be dangerous. 'Wow' us motherfucker.


Bilyaletdinov( i misspelled his name for 20 times and Google came to the rescue.) score the equalizer with a great strike to cancel out Berbatov's goal on the 16th minutes.

Rooney was flailing, frustrated with himself throughout the game and he failed to deliver. Wow. Tell me about it.

I burst out with anger. A mere boy, Dan Gosling, can score the second goal. Where the fuck is Wes Brown? Shouldn't you be in the middle of the penalty box? STOP playing like you were a side back! Fergie played Gary instead of Rafael, that decision was wronggg! Choosing Gary instead of Rafael will only slim down the percentage of the team's attacking behavior. Oh God. Please Sir Alex. Quit making mistake. Jeez~

Everton third goal scored by a super-sub, Jack Rodwell, and it was all Evan poor marking on that boy. Dammit. If you let a fella run all the way to kick the ball in the goal, you know u're a sucker. Damn.

And times like this, we are missing Giggs, Ferdinand and Vidic. Please. Please.

Zero points and Chelsea is 4 point ahead. AGAIN.

Drogba scored twice again struggling Wolves and ...blergh. I got nothing to say about that.

Get it right MAN. UNITED!

Liverpool; Ayam Brand?

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3 Away Goals, United Win.

Less talk more action baby. Rooney with a double, Beckham with a zero.

"If, i score against them (Man. United), I won't celebrate."

Beckham told the press, that it is a sign of respect. And then,

"If Beckham scored against United, I want him to celebrate."

That was Clarence Seedorf statement before the game.

The keyword in those statements is the lone word 'if'. That word refers to a circumstances or conditions of yet to come, or might have never occurred. It's a 50-50 prediction. Same like perhaps, or maybe. So, it's safe to say that it is just an imagination.

Beckham did not score.

AC Milan dominate the game in the first 15 minutes. Scored it the 3rd minutes, with Ronaldinho danced his way to celebrate. With a big smile on his face.

Manchester United has waited for 52 years to score against AC Milan in San Siro and it came from the Ol' Paul Scholes in the 36th minutes, with a fortunate tricky shot, went through Nesta's legs, hit the post and left Dida grazing the grass.

Awww..too bad.

Like most of United's game, 2nd half always become the deciding factor for 'em.

Well, it happened again. In San Siro. And that made me realize, even with the likes of Ronaldinho, Pato, Nesta; why can't they rule the Serie A?

They can't last 90 minutes. Stamina is crucial for United, that's why we can see Ji-Sung, Evra, Fletcher and Scholes were still running even after they lead. Milan couldn't get to that.

Rooney made a majestic double contribution to United. Valencia came on as a substitute for Nani made a fine contribution as he presented Rooney with a cross, nicely headed in by the Wonderboy, nicely done, as Dida 'posed' for a picture.

Ronaldinho were still smiling. The smirk on his face couldn't be erased.

Then Darren Fletcher chipped a ball in the penalty box for Rooney to head another goal in. Well, it is safe to say that Beckham did not score. Rooney scored twice.

Yeah, Ronaldinho did put in an assist for Seedorf; came in to replace Beckham, with a flick to beat Van Der Sar. That made it 3-2 in the end. More chances came flying in for United, but hey, they do have sympathy for their opponent. Let it be, let it be; with the Beatles' song inspire them to chill out.

The word 'if', don't verify anything nor it confirms something. It's just an inventive word for the future.

What if Rooney said, " If I score against Milan, I would not celebrate happily. Just an average celebration."

But then, Rooney doesn't have to say anything to score, less talk, more action baby.

With that win, 3 away goals are in hand. AC Milan will go to England just to shop around, take pictures and have a vacation.

Rooney will score again in Old Trafford and say what????

Yes, GLORY GLORY MAN. UNITED!!

Champions League; Away Win For United.

It's a nervy away match in San Siro it'll be tonight. A very very nervous one. Giggs, Anderson and Vidic won't be going to Italy to face AC Milan. United will probably start with Ferdinand and Brown along the way. Fletcher and Carrick will probably start in the middle. Valencia and Nani will rule the side and as usual, Evra and Rafael in the back flank. I hope Rooney and Berbatov can play together tonight. 4-4-2 as usual, it won't go wrong.

An away goal is important.

Evra will treat the pretty boy very well.

Oh, plus, David Beckham will most probably start against United tonight. Well, that should be entertaining.

Plus, Olympique Lyon will face off with Real Madrid. Oh, Lyon is smart. They said that Ronaldo won't get special treatment tonight. A smart or a stupid decision?

Well, United will prevail. I really really hope so.

Red Devils; To Be Or Not To Be?

Do i look like i'm worried?

I'm nervous?

Heck no. Looking at the fact Ronaldinho can easily screw over Udinese last few days with three assists to Huntelaar and Pato. They looked dominant even against Real Madrid in the group stage. Even without Kaka', Leonardo managed to install more tactical strategies and a better AC Milan is the result.

Looking at United's performance in the past few weeks, did it worries me?

Just a lil' bit.

One man, one man red army. Roar. Sarcastic roar.

United is riding on Rooney now. That's just one person. Just one dude. He's the one that score 21 goals for United now. He has started in 31 games for United. He's the most consistent player that United have right now. Giggs is off for a fractured arm. Vidic is conflicted to leave for Madrid in the summer.( I don't want that to happen.) Ferdinand; i hope he can play. Oh, Beckham is coming back, for revenge.

Now be afraid, be very afraid.

He may not be a hunk, but he'll screw you. Well, not exactly you, but your team.

Ugh. Please. Make me feel better Red Devils.