Favorite Time of The Season

Ok, now is my favorite time of the season.

Transfer market.

David Villa; one of Ferguson's and Benitez's favorite, is now is Barcelona. Well, i think it's a great choice though deep inm y heart I as hoping he would go to United. Rooney need a partner. Not just a partner like Berbatov, some who can actually score goals. Comprende?

Barcelona baby! Thank God he's not in England. Unless he's in United, that would be okay.

The transfer was worth £34.2m. Pretty cheap(like I have £34.2m). Yeah, because of his age. He knows it that he needed to win something in Europe, now. Good thinking going to Barcelona.

And next on Barca's list, Cesc Fabregas. Hu-ha! Now all the Spain internationals is in the Catalan club. I'm buying Barca's shirt later on.

Though Benitez said he is staying; in which I couldn't care less about it, I'm waiting for news on Torres. Will he stay or will he go. I hope he go(for Manchester United). Haha!

Go somewhere else! Go Barca! Yes! Go! Oh, United? I don't mind at all.

Looking at Liverpool's financial crisis, they would be tempted to sell that dude. Chelsea's Abramovich is set to offer over £130m of total for him and additional 3 of Chelsea's players to smoothen the transfer with Liverpool. Up to choose from is Salomon Kalou, Jose Bosingwa, Paulo Ferreira, Ricardo Carvalho, Deco or Nicolas Anelka(huh?again back to Liverpool?).

One fella= Lotsa cash+3 players.

Sounds tempting.

Liverpool is now looking to 'be stronger' next season. Blergh!

Along side Chelsea, the interested clubs are Manchester City, Real Madrid and Barcelona(not on a priority list, just we'll-buy-if-he-wanna-win-cups list).

Where the heck is Manchester United? Oh yeah, they can't buy from the arch enemy. Liverpool is one sore loser anyway, they won't sell to Manchester United.

Hu-ha! Now wait for new transfer news!

It's The End

It's the end of the season, and this season has been somewhat exciting and controversial(well, not overall, but it is not as dominant as it use to be for the Red Devils; cause I couldn't care less about the others. Boo!).

Left-footed Welsh Wonder. Sounds familiar. Oh yes, Fergie needs a new number 11. Pretty please?

I love the fact that Spurs are now the new top 4. Between the North London teams, Arsenal or Spurs, I think Spurs is better. Yeah, yeah, on the table, Arsenal seems better, but heck, I still think Spurs is better. Why? They did beat Arsenal. And come next season, they will want to murder the Gunners.

Manchester City? Oh yes, they wanna kick Manchester United off their fucking perch.(pftt!)

What the owner wanna do for Mancini is, more funds for him to anything he wants.

Now, let us worry about this handsome old man. He got money to spend. Please go die.

Damn Glazer. Sell. You are killing us.

Liverpool? One word.

BOOORRRRIIIIIIIINNNNGGG!

Why? Well, no winning mentality. You should have win against Chelsea but you didn't. Assisted them on a goal some more. Jackass.

Here's what i think about them.

Liverpool hero? Well, you should go somewhere else. Stupid ass Gerrard.

Well, it's true!

Oh yes Milner boy, Manchester United is tempting isn't it? Ask yourself, 'Why not?'.

Aston Villa and Everton has been tremendously great. Well, they did kick Man U's and Chelsea's ass. They deserve a say. We can all agree that, on a great day, they're troubling. So, I don't fancy that. ANNNNNDDDDDDDDD..we can all agree that they're better than Liverpool(20 years and counting, if you know what I mean).

ROARRRRRR!!!Yeah, go Europa and prove something.

On Chelsea and Manchester United. The race is down to the wire. Shitty thing is, Chelsea have the advantage.

I'm not gonna be positively hoping for Wigan to pull a draw or a win in Stamford Bridge, so I'm going to be real.

I hate to say this but Chelsea win. Manchester United got second place.

Too bad. But we have the history, and we'll come back next season. That's it.

Comprende?

Yeah, it's reverse psychology(be negative just need to accept the reality).

I have trouble swallowing the fact. Sheeitt!

Magnificent Nani, Magnificent Seven.

It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings.

Take note on that.

Magnificent Nani

Will he be able to fill in Cristiano Ronaldo's boots? Nay.

But on Saturday, Nani made me think that he could be the new number 7. He should, he really should.

Tottenham Hotspurs looked like a better team; Ladley King equalized Giggs spot-kick. His header found the back of the net, allowed by inexperienced Rafael. Where he should have used his head rather than his knees.(With his action, this statement makes sense.)

United was shaky. Berbatov wobbled like a bobble-head. Giggs was not as fast. Valencia got injured, Carrick was like 'where is he?', it was not a convincing performance.

Then, came in Macheda. Later on to play a pass to Nani, then he finished with a great and beautiful chipped ball over Gomes. Sublime. Simply exquisite. Ice-cool finish. Greatly narrated by Nani. That was enough.

Later on, Nani's brilliance forced Palacios to make a mistake and tackled him in the box. Another spot-kick in by Ryan Giggs. Orchestrated by Nani.

Redknapp got Lennon and Bale, Modric and Defoe, but shitty-ass defence. Work on that 'ol man.

Now, the Devils got a room to breath until Chelsea met Liverpool. Phew!

Solomon Kalou, not a species of salmon; a very tasty fish.

Stoke got the trashing of their life. 7-0. 'nuff said. Sheesh! Kalou with a hatrick, Lampard scored two goals, Malouda netted one and Sturridge squeezed in another one. A bad day for Tony Pulis.

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Latest news, Liverpool lost. Hu-ha!

Diego Forlan's sucker punch work!

Messi Who?

I am the Special One.

One thing I love the most about football is, humans are playing it, not martians.

Well, if you all believed that Messi is from another planet, somehow, you are dead wrong. Jose Mourinho proved you wrong. Blergh!(please,let him manage Manchester United.)

He made it look easy. Messi is human. Crowd him. Then he can't do shit! Surely, Arsene Wenger felt stupid after that match and made him think,"Why can't I think of that earlier?". Answer, because low-level of smartness.

Well, now hail Jose Mourinho. Pedro scored a goal, he made Sneijder, Maicon and Eto'o scored one each. That's 3 goals up your ass. Loving how Sneijder commanded the middle. Damn he's great!

Massi? Yeah, easy, Lucio, Zanetti, Samuel, Pandev and Motta; they crowded him. Funny enough, Messi is human. He can't do a thing. Yeay!

This is MILAN!!!CRUSH MESSI!!! Then, Messi was killed.

Scholes Got The Goal, Terry Sees Red.

Haven't had much too talk lately. Lost to Bayern Munich with the referee as 'The Man of The Match', and a draw at Ewood Park against Blackburn Rovers, so I've decided to calm myself down and shut up for awhile.(Well,Chelsea fans were text-bombing me.Fags)

Now, have a look at my table in the office.

So, I was busy with work.(Blergh!)

Now,let us recap the game.

Manchester United didn't need any speedy right back; Gary Neville fits the criteria. Slow and old, he can't do much. But heck he got experience. Craig Bellamy can't move well. Tevez was,hmm..short. And Adebayor,well aimless.

To sum up everything. Manchester United won the last minute game again.

Scholes found the hole.

It was a boring game, gotta admit that. One moment made it interesting. 93th minutes, Scholes got the goal supplied by Patrice Evra. Hu-ha! Celebration erupted. I gave the finger to the silenced fans.(Obviously they are not Man.Utd fan and I'm lucky to get back home alive.)

It's okey to be gay if you win. True. True.

At White Hart Lane, Chelsea got the blues. Ancelotti turned red and Terry got the red. Boo!

All I can say is, when you try making Paulo Ferreira marking Gareth Bale, you can rest assure that Spurs will win. Even before the game started, I told my friends over a sip of tea that Spur will win 2-1. They wanna bet, I said no and told 'em I don't gamble.(Well,slighty regretted that now.)

Chelsea is being Chelsea. Old men being old men. When you can't catch the speed, tackle. They were sucked into playing Spurs speedy game and the Welsh Wonder Gareth Bale completed everything. Imagine Lennon playing along side Bale, damn. That would be a a great scene. Bale alone can terrorize Chelsea, imagine if he can do it with Lennon. Wow.

Tackles sparked early in the game, with referee Phillip Dowd simply ignoring everything. That made me wanna punch him.

But in the 14th minutes, Dowd saw what to be said as a hand-ball and the culprit was John Terry!(Now,you got caught. Even if that wasn't a hand-ball, what goes around comes around, friend girlfriend's fucker.)

Welsh Wonder, not English. Too bad.

Defoe slotted the penalty and then, the game was about Gareth Bale. Few sluggish step over and body feint, Ferreira was beaten(he was never that great anyway.) and Bale scored with his right foot. Boom! Cech was beaten.

Chelsea were unable to get back in the game, Deco was poor, Drogba got injured, Malouda was tightly marked, Lampard's goal was too late, Mikel was stupid and Terry was even stupider. Never a better time that karma bite you in the ass.

Boohoohoohoo! It's just a red card, don't cry fucker. Did you see Wayne Bridge crying?

So Close Yet So Far

Well, this suck. So close yet so far. I'm not in the mood to say anything. We lost. Damn it.

Aggregate, 4-4. We lost on the away goals. Now, who do I punch?