Epic Win!

CONGRATULATIONS!

Christopher Samba

Congratulations to Christopher Samba for scoring a goal against Manchester United!

Manchester United won 7-1. Haha!

EPIC Joke

EPIC Joke of The Week

Hilarious. You're fucking hilarious.

Tottenham kicked their ass in the nick of time last weekend and Braga chew them with a 2-0 win.

Now. Laugh people laugh.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA~!!!

Now your Champions League spot is in trouble.

Awesome! :D

Summary of The Week

Comeback of The Week

Macheda and Vidic. Roar!!

Comeback King, suited Manchester United. Down 2-0 against Aston Villa with Ashley Young and Albrighton scored a goal each, United fought back to salvage a point in the last minute of the game. Macheda's rocket ball and Vidic's goal saved them.

Manchester United is still unbeatable in Europe, along with Real Madrid.

Hero of The Week

Gyan Asamoah; because he inspired The Black Cats against Chelsea.

Gyan Asamoah is not a technically good player but his work rate were effective against Chelsea; who lost Alex and Terry in the middle, have to settle in with Ivanovic and Ferreira in the middle. Welbeck, Zenden and Gyan ran the show. Result, 3-0 to Sunderland.

Kudos to Steve Bruce.

Joke of the Week

What revival? Lol.

You guys are the funniest when you lost.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHAHA...........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH.......!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAA....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH......!!!!!! :'D

I think that summed up everything.

Torres Accused of Raping..................Chelsea.

Chelsea lost? What? Oh, I don't have Liverpool's winning picture for show. Sorry.

I don't know what actually happened but Liverpool won against Chelsea.

I was ready to expect the unexpected, so it's safe to say that I knew this would happened.

Har har har!

It was the clash of the titans, the league leader versus..errr..the 13th place holder. Ancelotti played wrong players, that's it. Instead of Drogba, he played Kalou. Essien was out due to injury and the moment was perfect for Torres, Gerrard and co. to do all the damage.

Chelsea had Anelka, Malouda, Kalou and Zhirkov on the attack whilst Liverpool only had Torres as a lone striker.

But heck, he scored a brace.

Terry and Ashley Cole suddenly looked laughable.

Ramires and Mikel was not really playing.

On the Kop side, Lucas looked like a football player, Kuyt dropped down so often to defend and attack at the same time and Gerrard did enough to hold the middle. Martin Kelly was all over the 6-yards box and most of his tackles were critical. Carragher and Skrtel worked so hard and Reina was plain lucky.

Shit, that's a lot of compliments for Liverpool.

Well, I have to thank them for raping Chelsea's ass.

Now Red Devils!! Go forth and finish Manchester City!!

Park Ji-Sung; The Unsung Hero.

Oh yes, Park is dashing.

Park Ji-Sung was the unsung hero.

He wasn't really a first-team choice but when he was chosen he did well.

That's the case last Saturday; he tackled, he ran and he scored. Notably, he was all over the field. When Hargreaves has to be substituted in the 4th minutes, Bebe came in.

Obertan and Bebe still have a long way to go. O'Shea raised many questions of 'what the fuck' and Fletcher was awesome. Park Ji-Sung stepped up his game. And he scored two goals.

We cheered.

But take note of one thing, when even Park-Ji Sung can become a United's hero, that's so worrying.

Anderson, Nani and Valencia out injured. Scholes and Giggsy are too old. Gibson is inexperience. That's worrisome. We got nobody who can control the middle.

For now, let's celebrate.

And hope for the best.

Nani's Awesome Goal

Oh yes, let me explain.

Gomes was an idiot.

In fact, even though I fancy Tottenham Hotspurs, but during the match, they were bunch of idiots.

Play to the whistle you bunch of baboons!

No whistle were blown even when Nani handled the ball, referee played an advantage, Gomes rolled the ball stupidly thinking it was a free kick. Nani was there, he kicked it in. And it is a goal

Boo! Harry boo!

'Little Pea' To The Rescue!

In Mexico, we call this Salsa.

Well, I don't fancy the name Chicharito.

'Little Pea'.

Not scary at all.

The only Mexican that I would be scared of is 'El Mariachi'. The assassin.

So, due to his awesome header and his 'killer' instinct.

I present you,

Chicharito, El Mariachi.

See, a lot more jalapeños.

Hot!Hot!