Liverpool Can't Win The Premier League

It's the middle of the week but I'm still happy and laughing.

Why?

Nooo..i'm not happy because Liverpool lost, but i'm just happy because Fulham won the game. And it made me go..Hahahahahahahah!! It was so much fun!

The only Liverpool problem was Liverpool = Torres+Gerrard+Johnson and 8 others. Plus The Who's. Like KrygiaWho? EcclesWho? NgoWho? AyalaWho?( Too bad not the legendary Ayala. Boohoo.)

AND a stupid ass manager, you know who. The fat Spanish waiter, Rafa Benitez.

Carragher was a jackass and so did Degen. Hail them for the red cards!

Chelsea, full of the powerful men, was damn good. Bolton was helpless.

Arsenal won against Spurs, 3-0. Spurs were out of place in Emirates Stadium.

This is a lesson for you ye 'ol Harry. Don't provoke them at first place and I quote, " Arsenal can't win any trophy this season. We are better than them. "

Who's laughing now. That gotta make you feel..rather stupid i say. Sheesh~Say it to Hull City. You know they'll get sack. They can't win trophies.

And finally, MANCHESTER UNITED.

A good. Not great but good enough. Berbatov was effective and elegant I say. Tevez? Ok jackasses. If you mention Tevez was great and all, he was hardworking. Yes. But he wasn't effective enough. He was like a bull-dog chasing a ball. Berbatov was like a dancer; elegant and cool. Effective and flowing. No worries if he's holding the ball.

Manchester City and Birmingham drew their game. Boring game. A defensive game. City need to change their manager though. Hughes is boring.

All and all. A great weekend for winners and boohoo for the loser. That goes to the Fools.

YNWA= You Never Win Anything