El Javier Hernandez n Un Gol.

The Chicarito strike a saved the Red Devils. A gamble to bring in Macheda and Hernandez in was a right decision and the pair gave United a well deserved goal. Hell yeah!!

El Chicarito un striko n goooollllllllll! Well, that's the best Spanish I could do.

Now off to win another game Devils!!

Full Moon Event Was The Reason.

Oh yeah baby.

Oh Almunia.

Oh a fucking loss.

Oh Gerrard who? It's Bent baby.

Oh you screwed the prostitutes, now life is screwing you.

Following the draw and losses of the big four, it is safe to say that it was because of the full moon event. Due to the full moon, the moon's gravity affected the blood in their brain and caused them a 'momento retardo'. They won't be able to think properly and act stupidly.

And for those who won, well, the full moon event have the opposite effect on them because they don't usually win; Stoke, West Ham, West Brom and so on.

Red Devils, y'all know how to make my day.

Manchester United vs. Liverpool; Berba-show!!

Liverpool lost because Torres cut off his Bieber.
Bayby bayby bayby ohhhhhhh...
Bayby bayby bayby nooooooo..

I just want to say that Torres was simply 'wtf?' during the match.

Real Madrid and Barcelona was lucky not to have him on their side. Yeah, yeah, Gerrard netted a brace to level with Manchester United. It was through Torres's diving skills. That was his contribution for Liverpool. No class at all. Boo!

One

Two

Three. That's how awesome it was.

To me, Berbatov is quite lame as a striker. Even Manchester United's lame striker can score a hatrick against Liverpool, that's gotta be your lowest point in your life. Gerrard mentioned that they deserve at least a point against the Red Devils.

My ass!

It was clearly Manchester United's game. Liverpool got no chance at all.

Torres was again, diabolical. Poulsen and Meireles didn't know what to do. That goes to Joe Cole too. The mid-fielders was static. Oh, Maxi was playing?? Didn't notice that. A lot of luck saved Liverpool from a 10 goals deficit; a scoreline that should have been.

No more excuse.

Manchester United is simply better.

Oh yes.

European Opening Night.

To make matters worst.

Fuck. Got milk?

Valencia is out for the whole season with a broken ankle. Now at the right flank, we have Nani and Park Ji-Sung as options. When Fergie loaned out Cleverley, I think that wasn't so clever. Now we're in dire need of midfielders. Oh shit, why does this feel like deja-vu?

Crap. Come on. It's Liverpool this weekend!! Rangers should have been beaten!!!

Now, we're stranded.

Spurs hit 2-2 with Werder Bremen. Bale was awesome and Bremen's Marin reminded me of Messi.

Inter got the same result against FC Twente. Sneijder and Eto'o saved Inter.

Schalke 04 lost out to Lyon 1-0 and Valencia won against Busaspor(who?) 4-0.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!" , well, that's all I got.

Barca hits 5 against Panaithinaikos who went one goal ahead with Sidney Govou. Barca hit back in merciless fashion to take a 3-1 lead by half-time through two goals from the irrepressible Messi and another from David Villa. Messi missed out on a chance to have his first hat-rick when he struck the crossbar with a penalty. Pedro and Daniel Alves made it 5-1 in the end.

And Petr Cech made a comment that this is their time for European glory.

Wtf? You talked like Wesley Sneijder, Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo got no legs.

A Draw? No Fun At All.

At first you went "yeahhhhhh!!", later on you went "fuck this, I'ma watch Oprah".

There were no frailties at the back, just pure lack of concentration in the last 3 minutes. Everton's comeback was ala-Red Devils, and the Devils should have known better because they did it all the time!!!

Now, they learn all the lessons, the game with Fulham, and the game with Everton.

4 points below Chelsea and they have a game against Rangers for the Champions League and Liverpool next week. Better be good.

United need Rooney. And why can't Fergie do some experiments?

Try deploying Valencia in the middle, pair him up with Fletcher. We know that his passes are good, he got a great run and he can shoot. Why not? Nani should play on the right and leave the left flank to Obertan. He just got here and don't have enough play time but to get better, he needs to play.

Instead of playing the defensive line, try putting Jonny Evans on a sweeper role, since he's younger and faster than Vidic. It will be so much easier for Evans not to screw up if he's up ahead. On the right flank, Rafael should be playing, Neville should be dead already. Evra and Rafael are fast and they shouldn't stay to wide.

Defensively, United need to be more disciplined. When attacked 8 players should be defending including a lazy ass bum like Berbatov. If Hernandez and Rooney are paired together, that's awesome. In counter-attacks, Nani, Rooney and Hernandez should go 'woosh'.

Berbatov can be sold to Birmingham. Unless he scored 29 goals, I don't mind.