Sunday, September 26, 2010

Full Moon Event Was The Reason.

Oh yeah baby.
Oh Almunia.
Oh a fucking loss.
Oh Gerrard who? It's Bent baby.
Oh you screwed the prostitutes, now life is screwing you.
Following the draw and losses of the big four, it is safe to say that it was because of the full moon event. Due to the full moon, the moon's gravity affected the blood in their brain and caused them a 'momento retardo'. They won't be able to think properly and act stupidly.

And for those who won, well, the full moon event have the opposite effect on them because they don't usually win; Stoke, West Ham, West Brom and so on.

Red Devils, y'all know how to make my day.

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