What Went Wrong?

What went wrong huh?

Lightning fail to strike twice.

Everton first victory over United in 32 games. Oh, lightning do strike twice, it just fail to strike again last night. Sheesh~

Saturday was the day Manchester United's fan left early; wherever they are. Goodison Park, sports bar, Khulafa', Hakim, Nasmir, DiKayu, and and they didn't only left their favorite cafe's and hangouts, but they seem awfully quiet. Including me. We don't need to blame, point finger, or get angry. We accept it without saying anything. Life's a bitch, and we just need to live with it.

A sucker punch by Everton to United's gut. Hell yeah it hurts.

3-1 loss. United's side were second's best.

Berbatov price tag came to a debate. $30 millions, but yet, no impact. Yeah he scored the first goal, but his relaxed style of play were killing me. C'mon wank! Put some energy into it! You need to do more!

His elegance is the same with Cantona but not the effort and goals. Way way to different in that area. Please, reinvent yourself like Nani. Be dangerous. 'Wow' us motherfucker.


Bilyaletdinov( i misspelled his name for 20 times and Google came to the rescue.) score the equalizer with a great strike to cancel out Berbatov's goal on the 16th minutes.

Rooney was flailing, frustrated with himself throughout the game and he failed to deliver. Wow. Tell me about it.

I burst out with anger. A mere boy, Dan Gosling, can score the second goal. Where the fuck is Wes Brown? Shouldn't you be in the middle of the penalty box? STOP playing like you were a side back! Fergie played Gary instead of Rafael, that decision was wronggg! Choosing Gary instead of Rafael will only slim down the percentage of the team's attacking behavior. Oh God. Please Sir Alex. Quit making mistake. Jeez~

Everton third goal scored by a super-sub, Jack Rodwell, and it was all Evan poor marking on that boy. Dammit. If you let a fella run all the way to kick the ball in the goal, you know u're a sucker. Damn.

And times like this, we are missing Giggs, Ferdinand and Vidic. Please. Please.

Zero points and Chelsea is 4 point ahead. AGAIN.

Drogba scored twice again struggling Wolves and ...blergh. I got nothing to say about that.

Get it right MAN. UNITED!

Liverpool; Ayam Brand?

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3 Away Goals, United Win.

Less talk more action baby. Rooney with a double, Beckham with a zero.

"If, i score against them (Man. United), I won't celebrate."

Beckham told the press, that it is a sign of respect. And then,

"If Beckham scored against United, I want him to celebrate."

That was Clarence Seedorf statement before the game.

The keyword in those statements is the lone word 'if'. That word refers to a circumstances or conditions of yet to come, or might have never occurred. It's a 50-50 prediction. Same like perhaps, or maybe. So, it's safe to say that it is just an imagination.

Beckham did not score.

AC Milan dominate the game in the first 15 minutes. Scored it the 3rd minutes, with Ronaldinho danced his way to celebrate. With a big smile on his face.

Manchester United has waited for 52 years to score against AC Milan in San Siro and it came from the Ol' Paul Scholes in the 36th minutes, with a fortunate tricky shot, went through Nesta's legs, hit the post and left Dida grazing the grass.

Awww..too bad.

Like most of United's game, 2nd half always become the deciding factor for 'em.

Well, it happened again. In San Siro. And that made me realize, even with the likes of Ronaldinho, Pato, Nesta; why can't they rule the Serie A?

They can't last 90 minutes. Stamina is crucial for United, that's why we can see Ji-Sung, Evra, Fletcher and Scholes were still running even after they lead. Milan couldn't get to that.

Rooney made a majestic double contribution to United. Valencia came on as a substitute for Nani made a fine contribution as he presented Rooney with a cross, nicely headed in by the Wonderboy, nicely done, as Dida 'posed' for a picture.

Ronaldinho were still smiling. The smirk on his face couldn't be erased.

Then Darren Fletcher chipped a ball in the penalty box for Rooney to head another goal in. Well, it is safe to say that Beckham did not score. Rooney scored twice.

Yeah, Ronaldinho did put in an assist for Seedorf; came in to replace Beckham, with a flick to beat Van Der Sar. That made it 3-2 in the end. More chances came flying in for United, but hey, they do have sympathy for their opponent. Let it be, let it be; with the Beatles' song inspire them to chill out.

The word 'if', don't verify anything nor it confirms something. It's just an inventive word for the future.

What if Rooney said, " If I score against Milan, I would not celebrate happily. Just an average celebration."

But then, Rooney doesn't have to say anything to score, less talk, more action baby.

With that win, 3 away goals are in hand. AC Milan will go to England just to shop around, take pictures and have a vacation.

Rooney will score again in Old Trafford and say what????

Yes, GLORY GLORY MAN. UNITED!!

Champions League; Away Win For United.

It's a nervy away match in San Siro it'll be tonight. A very very nervous one. Giggs, Anderson and Vidic won't be going to Italy to face AC Milan. United will probably start with Ferdinand and Brown along the way. Fletcher and Carrick will probably start in the middle. Valencia and Nani will rule the side and as usual, Evra and Rafael in the back flank. I hope Rooney and Berbatov can play together tonight. 4-4-2 as usual, it won't go wrong.

An away goal is important.

Evra will treat the pretty boy very well.

Oh, plus, David Beckham will most probably start against United tonight. Well, that should be entertaining.

Plus, Olympique Lyon will face off with Real Madrid. Oh, Lyon is smart. They said that Ronaldo won't get special treatment tonight. A smart or a stupid decision?

Well, United will prevail. I really really hope so.

Red Devils; To Be Or Not To Be?

Do i look like i'm worried?

I'm nervous?

Heck no. Looking at the fact Ronaldinho can easily screw over Udinese last few days with three assists to Huntelaar and Pato. They looked dominant even against Real Madrid in the group stage. Even without Kaka', Leonardo managed to install more tactical strategies and a better AC Milan is the result.

Looking at United's performance in the past few weeks, did it worries me?

Just a lil' bit.

One man, one man red army. Roar. Sarcastic roar.

United is riding on Rooney now. That's just one person. Just one dude. He's the one that score 21 goals for United now. He has started in 31 games for United. He's the most consistent player that United have right now. Giggs is off for a fractured arm. Vidic is conflicted to leave for Madrid in the summer.( I don't want that to happen.) Ferdinand; i hope he can play. Oh, Beckham is coming back, for revenge.

Now be afraid, be very afraid.

He may not be a hunk, but he'll screw you. Well, not exactly you, but your team.

Ugh. Please. Make me feel better Red Devils.

Team of The Week

So Chelsea got screwed by Everton. Aston Villa drew their game with Man. United; which United was amazing with 10 men after Nani got sent off. Spurs lost to Wolves, again. And Liverpool lost to Arsenal, again. Bahhh! I was't a great week. But not for Everton fans. Sheesh~

Roarrrrrrrrrr! It's 'goal' in French.

My team of the week is Everton. Simply amazing. Landon Donovan looked like he has been playing with Everton like forever. Damn. Saha was marvelous even he missed a penalty kick, he managed to score 2 goals. Roar!

Man of The Match.

The only reason Liverpool lost.Blergh.

Mighty Drogs Killed The Gunners

Booyah! Mighty Drogs came to crush you!

Well, it's Stamford Bridge. What else can you say? Told ya Chelsea would win, and they did. It was too easy for Drogba.

Fabregas was alone. No one to complete him. Okey, you can leave in the summer. Arshavin was 'WTF??' a lot. Yeap, a whole buck loads of 'WTF's. Lifting the League Title Cup? Now down the drain.

Next week, Arsenal vs Liverpool. My early prediction, Arsenal will crumble.

Chelsea Vs Arsenal

Will the Gunners prevail? Or will they suffer?

Will Chelsea give 'em the blues? Or once in a blue moon, they'll taste their own 'blues'?( I know this don't make sense.)

Haha. My prediction for this game? My bias prediction would be a 2-2 draw. And my professional prediction is, 3-0 win for Chelsea. Why? It's Arsenal! Yo, Arsenal got trounced in Emirates early of the season, what made you think the Gunners can win in Stamford Bridge? Sheesh~ All I want is a great game of football.

Or just maybe a series of this.

Manly dance by both team.

Kung-fu demonstration. Effective to kill off a pervert or a backstabber. Mainly pointed to John Terry.

Man-on-man action. Yeah baby, that's hot.

Double penetration. Yes John 'Titslover' Terry, go harder! Oh, I didn't know Terry go both way.

And buck loads of this.

I hope they fight each other until both team crumbles. And then...

We'll sing...GLORY!GLORY! MAN UNITED!

Rooney Hits 21

R-o-o-n-e-y. R-o-o-n-e-y was his name O~! That's number 21 for you.

Wow, looking at the match report of Manchester United against Portsmouth, 3 own goals? Damn. Rooney and Berbatov scored one each. It was a dominating performance of the Devils. And it felt like it was awfully long and turn out to be boring when that kinda match took place. Too easy, heh. Well, 'nuff said. Nani, Carrick and Evra triggered the 3 own goals conceded by Vandenborre, Marc Wilson and Richard Hughes. Embarrassing performance by Pompey. Well, they looked doom to fail anyway. Will there be any great comeback? Yes, well maybe, only if, one billionaire took over and hire Benitez to run Portsmouth.(yes,Benitez is the pentagram of all success in BPL. Boo.)

The only similarity Liverpool's match with United's; they look like Portsmouth struggling. That's it. The giant Krygiakos and Pienaar(?? well that's very rare) got sent off. Liverpool struggled like yo mama got their balls and Dirk Kuyt, I believe he's a robot powered by Energizer bateries, scored the only precious goal at Anfield.

I'm your savior!

Funny thing, money can't buy glory. But hey, money is glory. For Manchester City, it didn't taste like glory. Sucker punched by struggling Hull City, they lost.(Woohoo!Now shut your pie-hole!) The only goal came from Adebayor. Hull City scored the first goal form a great one-two of Jan Vennegoor of Hassellink( i think his 'of' is 'bin' in whatever language he use, he got a long ass name.) and Jozy Altidore. Hull delivered another blow from George Boateng and that sealed their win. Well, they really need that 3 points and what a way to start winning. Now, Tevez who? I think all City's players got emotionally involve with Terry-Bridge shit there. Good. Welcome to England, Mancini.

Oh, Spurs vs Villain got a draw. Stupido. Now Liverpool got fourth place. It was a boring match. Blergh.

Shout GLORY!GLORY!MAN UNITED!

Hull Denied The Blues

Chelsea got a draw 1-1 with Hull last night and Terry cried because he couldn't score. Seriously! This is last night's picture! Haha!

Chelsea's goal came from Drogba to equalized Hull City's Steven Moyoukolo.(if i'm not mistaken, that's his name.)

Well, Chelsea do look like Hull last night. Haha! Too bad!

We Want Rooney!

Capello is talking over with Terry's advisor about his resignation of England's captaincy?

Hell yeah! We don't need a-man-who-cried-after-he-missed-a-penalty-kick to be England's captain. We don't need a friend's girlfriend fucker to lead England. What England need is a man who is worthy of the armband.

Wayne 'The Man' Rooney.

United's fans know already that he will rule England someday, but why not now? There's never a better time. Now that stupid John Terry is tormented by his own sex affair, it's Rooney's time. Huha-!

Capello! Give the armband to Rooney!!

No worries, Brazil will rule you anyway.

Red Devils Rule The Gunners!

Rooney: Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?

Nani: You're my daddy!

3-1 was the win.

So we can ask, Fabregas who?

Hahahaha. Now shut your pie hole.

We will rule you. Arsenal is looking to be ass-kicked again by Chelsea next week. Well, i'm looking forward to that.(though i'm hoping it'll be a draw)

Nani was superb on the right wing. Damn, what a great goal. To bad Almunia got the credit of scoring an own goal.

Then with a great breakthrough from a counter, Nani made another swift pass back to Rooney to score a second. From there we can see Wenger's frustration with his boys. It was Emirates, how much more humiliation can they take? Haha. You should've seen your own face Wenger.

Another counter put United 3-0 ahead. Park Ji-Sung scored that one. Well, you know when Park can score against your team, it means that your team suck? Yes, it definitely is.

Blablabla, Vermalaen scored a goal. Too bad it was too late. One consolation goal is enough.

The match between Arsenal and United wrote off many matches. Well, at least for me. I don't need to care about other matches. Chelsea, Liverpool, Villa and City won their game. Spurs got a draw against Birmingham. Boohoo.

The main point is.

RED DEVILS RULE!!!!

Oh, this is an image of Arsenal's trophy cabinet. Too bad. Too bad.

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