Rooney Hits 21

R-o-o-n-e-y. R-o-o-n-e-y was his name O~! That's number 21 for you.

Wow, looking at the match report of Manchester United against Portsmouth, 3 own goals? Damn. Rooney and Berbatov scored one each. It was a dominating performance of the Devils. And it felt like it was awfully long and turn out to be boring when that kinda match took place. Too easy, heh. Well, 'nuff said. Nani, Carrick and Evra triggered the 3 own goals conceded by Vandenborre, Marc Wilson and Richard Hughes. Embarrassing performance by Pompey. Well, they looked doom to fail anyway. Will there be any great comeback? Yes, well maybe, only if, one billionaire took over and hire Benitez to run Portsmouth.(yes,Benitez is the pentagram of all success in BPL. Boo.)

The only similarity Liverpool's match with United's; they look like Portsmouth struggling. That's it. The giant Krygiakos and Pienaar(?? well that's very rare) got sent off. Liverpool struggled like yo mama got their balls and Dirk Kuyt, I believe he's a robot powered by Energizer bateries, scored the only precious goal at Anfield.

I'm your savior!

Funny thing, money can't buy glory. But hey, money is glory. For Manchester City, it didn't taste like glory. Sucker punched by struggling Hull City, they lost.(Woohoo!Now shut your pie-hole!) The only goal came from Adebayor. Hull City scored the first goal form a great one-two of Jan Vennegoor of Hassellink( i think his 'of' is 'bin' in whatever language he use, he got a long ass name.) and Jozy Altidore. Hull delivered another blow from George Boateng and that sealed their win. Well, they really need that 3 points and what a way to start winning. Now, Tevez who? I think all City's players got emotionally involve with Terry-Bridge shit there. Good. Welcome to England, Mancini.

Oh, Spurs vs Villain got a draw. Stupido. Now Liverpool got fourth place. It was a boring match. Blergh.

Shout GLORY!GLORY!MAN UNITED!