Not Arrogant, Just better.

Terry: GOAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!Dude, can I screw your wife?

Lampard: GOALLLLL~!!!!....Huh, what?

Chelsea trounced the Pompey with 5 goals.

Once again, they seriously traumatized Aston Villa with 7 goals scored against them. The talisman Frank Lampard scored 4 goals and with that, he already scored a total of 151 goals as a Chelsea's player. The third highest scorer in the history of the club.

Seriously?

Sheesh~Lampard scored 2 penalties, both easily awarded by Peter Walton. I believe he's a Chelsea's fan. C'mon!

Lampard scored the first goal assisted by Malouda. I could not believe that Aston Villa, a team that posses possibly the meanest defense in the Premier League could let Frank Lampard roamed freely and scored goals against them?

Who's marking him? Damn~

After the third goal, I'm not counting. Lampard got 4, Malouda with 2 and Kalou with a goal.

Oh, if you notice, John Carew scored one. You notice it?

This could be the FA Cup semi-final's preview. Wow. Is that so? So, the Villain will not win. Damn.

I though it would be a close game, but heck, what was that? Martin O'Neill, you better prepare for revenge.

I AM DIMI-GOD!

Phew, when odds was against them, an own goal came to the rescue!

Haha, that's luck. The devil's luck.

First goal was an goal by Bolton's Jlloyd Samuel. Now the 10th own goals scored for Manchester United. Who needs Rooney when we can have own goals scored for us?? Haha!

Then, the Red Devils ran freely. Fletcher's shot was saved by Jaaskelainen and Berbatov finish it elegantly. Nani's wonder came afterwards, all I can say was aaawww..snappp!! Sam Ricketts, you fell for that? A nice low cross from Nani and once again, Dimitar Berbatov tapped it with his outside foot. Damn. 6 Bolton's players were left mesmerized. Nice magic trick by Nani. But it didn't stop at that, Nani works his magic once again, to pass by Ricketts again and slide it through for the sub Darron Gibson, with a ice cool finish that left Jaaskelainen frozen.

Back on top. Manchester United. Not arrogant, just better. Now looking forward to Manchester United and Chelsea match in Old Trafford.

And now, they are only two.

What? What is this team called Arsenal? What kind of question you ask of me child??

Here's Arsene Wenger after a draw in St. Andrews. That's Arsenal. Now shut up.

Boohoohooo~!