Thursday, February 11, 2010

Team of The Week

So Chelsea got screwed by Everton. Aston Villa drew their game with Man. United; which United was amazing with 10 men after Nani got sent off. Spurs lost to Wolves, again. And Liverpool lost to Arsenal, again. Bahhh! I was't a great week. But not for Everton fans. Sheesh~

Roarrrrrrrrrr! It's 'goal' in French.

My team of the week is Everton. Simply amazing. Landon Donovan looked like he has been playing with Everton like forever. Damn. Saha was marvelous even he missed a penalty kick, he managed to score 2 goals. Roar!

Man of The Match.
The only reason Liverpool lost.Blergh.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Mighty Drogs Killed The Gunners

Booyah! Mighty Drogs came to crush you!

Well, it's Stamford Bridge. What else can you say? Told ya Chelsea would win, and they did. It was too easy for Drogba.

Fabregas was alone. No one to complete him. Okey, you can leave in the summer. Arshavin was 'WTF??' a lot. Yeap, a whole buck loads of 'WTF's. Lifting the League Title Cup? Now down the drain.

Next week, Arsenal vs Liverpool. My early prediction, Arsenal will crumble.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Chelsea Vs Arsenal



Will the Gunners prevail? Or will they suffer?

Will Chelsea give 'em the blues? Or once in a blue moon, they'll taste their own 'blues'?( I know this don't make sense.)

Haha. My prediction for this game? My bias prediction would be a 2-2 draw. And my professional prediction is, 3-0 win for Chelsea. Why? It's Arsenal! Yo, Arsenal got trounced in Emirates early of the season, what made you think the Gunners can win in Stamford Bridge? Sheesh~ All I want is a great game of football.

Or just maybe a series of this.



Manly dance by both team.

Kung-fu demonstration. Effective to kill off a pervert or a backstabber. Mainly pointed to John Terry.


Man-on-man action. Yeah baby, that's hot.

Double penetration. Yes John 'Titslover' Terry, go harder! Oh, I didn't know Terry go both way.

And buck loads of this.


I hope they fight each other until both team crumbles. And then...

We'll sing...GLORY!GLORY! MAN UNITED!

Rooney Hits 21

R-o-o-n-e-y. R-o-o-n-e-y was his name O~! That's number 21 for you.

Wow, looking at the match report of Manchester United against Portsmouth, 3 own goals? Damn. Rooney and Berbatov scored one each. It was a dominating performance of the Devils. And it felt like it was awfully long and turn out to be boring when that kinda match took place. Too easy, heh. Well, 'nuff said. Nani, Carrick and Evra triggered the 3 own goals conceded by Vandenborre, Marc Wilson and Richard Hughes. Embarrassing performance by Pompey. Well, they looked doom to fail anyway. Will there be any great comeback? Yes, well maybe, only if, one billionaire took over and hire Benitez to run Portsmouth.(yes,Benitez is the pentagram of all success in BPL. Boo.)

The only similarity Liverpool's match with United's; they look like Portsmouth struggling. That's it. The giant Krygiakos and Pienaar(?? well that's very rare) got sent off. Liverpool struggled like yo mama got their balls and Dirk Kuyt, I believe he's a robot powered by Energizer bateries, scored the only precious goal at Anfield.

I'm your savior!


Funny thing, money can't buy glory. But hey, money is glory. For Manchester City, it didn't taste like glory. Sucker punched by struggling Hull City, they lost.(Woohoo!Now shut your pie-hole!) The only goal came from Adebayor. Hull City scored the first goal form a great one-two of Jan Vennegoor of Hassellink( i think his 'of' is 'bin' in whatever language he use, he got a long ass name.) and Jozy Altidore. Hull delivered another blow from George Boateng and that sealed their win. Well, they really need that 3 points and what a way to start winning. Now, Tevez who? I think all City's players got emotionally involve with Terry-Bridge shit there. Good. Welcome to England, Mancini.

Oh, Spurs vs Villain got a draw. Stupido. Now Liverpool got fourth place. It was a boring match. Blergh.

Shout GLORY!GLORY!MAN UNITED!

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Hull Denied The Blues


Chelsea got a draw 1-1 with Hull last night and Terry cried because he couldn't score. Seriously! This is last night's picture! Haha!

Chelsea's goal came from Drogba to equalized Hull City's Steven Moyoukolo.(if i'm not mistaken, that's his name.)

Well, Chelsea do look like Hull last night. Haha! Too bad!

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

We Want Rooney!

Capello is talking over with Terry's advisor about his resignation of England's captaincy?

Hell yeah! We don't need a-man-who-cried-after-he-missed-a-penalty-kick to be England's captain. We don't need a friend's girlfriend fucker to lead England. What England need is a man who is worthy of the armband.

Wayne 'The Man' Rooney.


United's fans know already that he will rule England someday, but why not now? There's never a better time. Now that stupid John Terry is tormented by his own sex affair, it's Rooney's time. Huha-!

Capello! Give the armband to Rooney!!

No worries, Brazil will rule you anyway.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Red Devils Rule The Gunners!

Rooney: Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy?
Nani: You're my daddy!

3-1 was the win.

So we can ask, Fabregas who?

Hahahaha. Now shut your pie hole.

We will rule you. Arsenal is looking to be ass-kicked again by Chelsea next week. Well, i'm looking forward to that.(though i'm hoping it'll be a draw)

Nani was superb on the right wing. Damn, what a great goal. To bad Almunia got the credit of scoring an own goal.

Then with a great breakthrough from a counter, Nani made another swift pass back to Rooney to score a second. From there we can see Wenger's frustration with his boys. It was Emirates, how much more humiliation can they take? Haha. You should've seen your own face Wenger.

Another counter put United 3-0 ahead. Park Ji-Sung scored that one. Well, you know when Park can score against your team, it means that your team suck? Yes, it definitely is.

Blablabla, Vermalaen scored a goal. Too bad it was too late. One consolation goal is enough.

The match between Arsenal and United wrote off many matches. Well, at least for me. I don't need to care about other matches. Chelsea, Liverpool, Villa and City won their game. Spurs got a draw against Birmingham. Boohoo.

The main point is.

RED DEVILS RULE!!!!

Oh, this is an image of Arsenal's trophy cabinet. Too bad. Too bad.

Image was posted by SOKERNET.